World’s Deepest Swimming Pool
Two words: WATER. TEMPLE.
Three words: FEAR. OF. DROWNING.
Seven words: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THERE? :D

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
holy shit reblogging for that comment^
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